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The Maiden of Mischief:

I'm a certified nutso wanted in twelve states and hopelessly in love with a psychopathic clown.

Name: Dr. Harleen Frances Quinzel a.k.a. Harley Quinn

Hair color: Blonde

Eye color: Blue

Height: 5'3

Weight: 115 lbs.

Occupation: The Joker's lover/sidekick (formerly a Criminal Pyschologist at Arkham Asylum)

Base of Operations: Gotham City

Special skills: elite level gymnast, super strength, immuned to toxins

Qualifications: PhD in Psychology from Gotham University

You got the name by now, Harley Quinn. I'm gunna tell you a little somethin' about me. It all started back at Arkham Asylum. It was my first day as an intern phsyciatrist there. One of my patients was of course, Mistah J. While we had private sessions together and I got to know him, I fell in love with my puddin'. One night, Mistah J escaped from the nuthouse. Unfortunately, ol' Bat-Brain brought him back, beat the livin' crap outta my poor Joker. After seein' how much pain my puddin' was in, I got a new look and a nickname. I broke Mistah J out myself and even though B-man blew up our boat, we still managed to get away. Yeah, I've been in and outta that Cukoo's Nest but I never stay for long. But as of right now, Puddin' and I are very happy. Sure, he gets a little violent at times but he really loves me, I know it. And I almost forgot to mention my Babies! My Babies are names Bud and Lou, they're hyenas. They love their mommy and will do anythin' to keep her safe. Here's a little secret though, I think they like their mommy a little better than their daddy (;

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